15 Terrible Things That Still Aren’t As Terrible As Donald Trump Being the 45th President of the United States

Life can be pretty unfair sometimes. It can even be cruel. Just keep in mind that the following list is small potatoes compared to the fact that Donald Trump has been elected the 45th President of the United States of America. Hashtag perspective.

1. When Your Date Describes Himself as “Funny”



If he has to tell you he’s funny, he isn’t funny. You know what else isn’t funny? Donald Trump being elected the 45th President of the United States of America.

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2. When Your Umbrella Turns Inside-Out



You felt protected while it was a functioning umbrella, but then it was gone. On a grander scale, Donald Trump was elected the 45th President of the United States of America.

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3. A Fender Bender



A fender bender is an annoying situation, but it is ultimately fixable, unlike the havoc that Donald Trump will wreak as the 45th President of the U.S. of A.

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4. Infected Piercings



It’s such a shame when something intended to be flashy is actually a mess. Which reminds me, Donald Trump has been elected the 45th President of the United States of America.

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5. Those Few Months Everyone Sang Songs from Frozen All the Time



Hindsight 20/20…that movie is fair at best. Hindsight 20/20, over 62 million people voted for Donald Trump to be the 45th President of the United States.

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6. Autocorrect



Duck everything because Donald ducking Trump has been elected to be the 45th guy to ducking lead the US of A. Shut!

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7. Being the Least Attractive of All of Your Friends



Trying to measure up through something as subjective as looks can wreck a person’s self-esteem. Think of it as a positive now, because that will make the 45th President of the United States, Donald Trump, less likely to grope you if you’re all in the same place.

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8. Flight Delays



Looks like we’ll be here a while. And while I’ve got you here, did you know that Donald Trump has been elected to be the USA’s 45th President by millions of Americans he doesn’t give a shit about?

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9. Hurt Feelings



They could come from something as little as Donald Trump’s hands or as big as Donald Trump’s first actions as the United States of America’s 45th President-elect in picking a cabinet of truly terrifying people.

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10. Diarrhea



While painting your toilet brown is never a good feeling, it pales in comparison to the shit storm that is Donald Trump being the 45th President of the United States of America.

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11. Being Cheated On By Your Significant Other



There is a special kind of pain that occurs when you put all your trust in someone and they let you down. That’s what is about to happen to the millions of Americans who helped elect Donald Trump to be the 45th President of the United States of America.

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12. The Low-Battery Chirping Noise from the Smoke Alarm



It won’t stop until you do something about it – much like when Donald Trump’s team had to take his Twitter away from him because he was too volatile. And now he’s going to be the United States of America’s 45th President.

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13. Gluten



The world’s stomachs have always had a complicated relationship with gluten and have been subjected to different opinions. Most experts say you need to avoid it because it’s bad for you. But it can’t make you as sick as knowing that the United States of America’s 45th President is Donald Trump.

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14. Mass Produced Motivational Posters/Knick-Knacks



You know the kind. They’re sold at Pier 1 Imports or Bed Bath & Beyond or gas stations. There’s usually a rainbow or people holding hands on it (or both!) or it has white text painted on a black piece of wood made to look like a chalkboard, except it’s CLEARLY PERMANENT AND ALSO WHY WOULD YOU TRY TO “ANTIQUE” IT WHEN YOU CAN SMELL THE FRESH PAINT? It usually reminds you that anything is possible. Donald Trump probably drew inspiration from them to win the 2016 election and be elected the 45th President of the United States.

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15. Forgetting the Great Idea You Just Had



Why didn’t you write it down? And why didn’t millions more Americans write down that Hillary Clinton should be the 45th President of the United States of America instead of Donald “Lying Rapist Shmuck” Trump?

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